Happy Early 22nd Birthday to me! #birthday 😍🍻
oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
This took me a second and now I cannot stop laughing.
I fucking love literary humor, especially classics.
I WAS LITERALLY JUST READING OEDIPUS AND I SNORTED
“I’m coming Mother!”